What should I do to get on Larry King before he goes off the air?
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July 19, 2010 by
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Kate wants to hear from you! The next question of the week, straight from Kate, is: What should I do to get on Larry King before he goes off the air? To get your voice heard, simply hit the Comment link and tell her what you think! No registration is necessary, and you can post anonymously if you want.
1 of 2 things- you have somne drugs he can have cheaply or
that you will marry him!
Tell him you are about to launch a new line of suspenders that attach to the family jewels and therefore reduce the need for Viagara
Run naked past The White House clutching a banner that says I sucked The King’s dick !
Invite him to a Tea Party, Provincetown-style!
6Dear Kate, You just claim you are the lost Jackson form the original Jackson 6.
Hmm… What are the options?
How about Cabaret? There’s always going to prison a la Martha Stewart or soon Lindsay Lohan. That would take too much time though. Hmm…
You’ve met Obama. There has to be a way.
I’ve heard Larry say that to get on the show and be a good interview, you have to be funny and angry. You fill those requirements.
How about a VLOG tribute to Larry? Themes? I think you could pull off suspenders.
You would probably have to pretend to go straight. Say you have same sex attraction disorder and you prayed away the gay! LMAO
Announce your intention to ask Fred Phelps to a threesome.
Marry Kate Goslin.. ….K8 + K8 + 8
Do something outrageous like-lose weight, write a book about your gambling addiction, marry Chaz Bono, write a book about losing weight or finally, become a priest.
As we mentioned in Provincetown during Girl Splash–we think you and Urvashi should adopt 8 young Republicans and raise them in Provincetown. Cameras would document hours of your trials and tribulations on the new show: Urv & Kate Plus 8! Thus The Larry King Show would be the first stop on your press junket.