26 to “If you could invent one thing to make your everyday life easier, what would it be?”
Kate, they have ‘kitty toilets’ now … just hook ‘em up to your water & sewer and it ‘flushes’ or ‘washes’ the waste away. Really quite clever contraption – little pricey to start with, and of course, you have to convince your cat to use it.
If I could invent a way to stimulate endorphins using chronic pain, now that would be something I could use. Ive been motivated,inspired and driven by self doubt, fear and even pain to do amazing things. I am preparing to Row a small boat by myself across the mid Pacific without a support boat in June. I just happen to be the only parapeligic in the world who rows thousands of miles across open oceans without a motor,sail or support boat. I have a facebook page dedicated to the project “Military & Veteran Tribute Row. I will have a satelite tracking becon on the boat so people can follow online. I have a Satelite telephone with which to blog and do podcasting.
A teleporter. The long commutes are seriously getting to me, and I could put those hours to better use, like sleeping or spending time with my wife!
A close friend of mine developed a brand of infused butter, called Twisted butter. It truly makes cooking easier.. EveryDay with Rachael Ray voted Twisted butter Cinnamon, Honey and Brown Sugar “Best Taste” in her November issue.. Common feedback we have received aside from how good the butters taste is, “Where the hell can we find the butter”… Presently Twisted butters can be found in the Midwest (Minn to Texas) with plans to continue rolling out across the country.. Please go to https://www.facebook.com/twistedbutter, check out the the recipes, “Like” us and if you would like some samples let me know… It would be an honor and a hoot and a half if you found a way to mention the butter. Thanks Karen
A Robot to do my laundry and clean my house.
An automated bathroom like “The Jetsons” had. Remember that? Just stand on the moving walkway and be cleaned and primped. No muss; no fuss.
I would invent a button that when a republican or tea party politician would say something upsetting we could press the button and would literally eject them sending them to an inhabited island!!!!!!!!!
A fool proof B.S. detector with level ‘gauge’ like sound volume indicators, so you can easily determine how ‘deep’ it’s getting.
A fat reducing machine
I want Star Trek like Teleports… so I can go visit the people I love far away faster.
Built in gaydar for those of us that have none…
I would like to invent a way to have my first cup of coffee in the morning be poured, made and brought to me via a device I suppose would have to be robotic in nature. This is nothing like inventing the solution to world peace, of course, but I had an ugly coffee pot drop experience this morning, and I’m just not in any condition to want to invent anything more than a coffee serving robot.
A self-cleaning house.
I wish all videos on the Internet were close-captioned automatically irregardless of the source. Deaf person here. Instant access in communication wherever I go in person as well, no need to constantly request interpreters etc.
Having a wand. I know that is heading into the fantasy round, but it would make things easy
full time helper–meals, housecleaning, gardening, projects
I am always pointing out how much I need a staff to cook, clean, do the gardening, and attend to all the other stuff I cannot seem to get to. I can also support the Star Trek like gadgets that would fabricate food on command and whisk me to the places I’d like to go but won’t travel to. Also, maintenance of such high tech devices would have to be someone else’s job
I like the wand solution as well
Definitely a teleporter so I could visit people and places I love without getting exhausted.
I would like a nose like Elizabeth Montgomery had in “Bewitched” that I could wiggle whenever something needed to be done.
Real-time “beam me anywhere in the world” (Star Trek had a good thing going there oh so many years ago!). So many great times could be had with family and friends and exotic vacations in the blink of an eye. Travel to learn and share so many other cultures and to spread love and peace. Course, the price would have to be reasonable
Also would love to win an Olivia cruise with all the fabulous entertainers of my sexual orientation – Kate, you are at the top of my list
I want to be able to afford little business cards that say “I hope you don’t fuck like you park” to leave on windshields.