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May 08, 2008

Jenna Bush is getting married – because SHE can – what will you be sending for a wedding present?

Kate wants to hear from you! The next question of the week, straight from Kate, is: Jenna Bush is getting married – because SHE can – what will you be sending for a wedding present?

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May 07, 2008

The Yearning for Scion Ranch

Enough with the Hillary Deathwatches, the Eight Belles comparisons, the Wednesday morning quarterbacking, the super-annuating, the gloating not gloating, the Wright stuffing, the obliterating, the primary parsing.

Everybody take a breath, sit back, have a lovely European style coffee, and play your old “Come Together” LP. Don’t try to figure out what it means. Toe jam football. Walrus gumboot. So? Chill.

Especially you, John King. You must be exhausted from a late night of poking your ouiiga board, finger painting, expanding/contracting your counties, while the best political team on television was laughing at you behind your back. You made your OCD work for you, now take a rest.

The Jenna One is getting married – because she can - down at the Yearning for Scion Ranch this weekend. Keep Jim Baker busy. The Bush Dynasty is all compounded down in Texas.

It’s Mother’s Day weekend. In honor of Mom, let’s have a primary worry free weekend. Play some hoops. Rest your voice. Sleep in your own bed.

The Swiftboats for McBush are gassing up. Louisiana Governor, Bobby Jindal is being vetted. John McSupreme Court is loving him some strict constructionists. John McSharraf has his flag pin stuck in his chest. Limbaugh lower now.

Rest up, you two, dear warriors, then come together right now over me.

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May 02, 2008

Yes, They Can

Yes, they killed the DC Madam. Another woman who was employed at the same escort service was arrested on prostitution charges and committed suicide before she could go to trial.

I know, I know, I live in the house that conspiracy theories built, but yes they killed the DC Madam. “She left two suicide notes,” just ain’t making it for me. All those pompous ass, family values boys were afraid of getting outed. Come on.

Rest in peace, Deborah Jeane Palfrey. I hope you were running a second set of books and a really good friend knows where they are and where the key is.

In other news – three darling citizens of Lesbos who have nothing better to do, have sued a local GL organization for use of the word “lesbian”. One guy said his sister can’t say she’s a Lesbian because her identity has been usurped by “certain ladies.” Whom I’d like to meet.

Have an ouzo and calm down. Get your chitron out of the twist. You are so last century. The kids have already moved on to queer and questioning and transitioning. And I still know women who wouldn’t say lesbian if their mouths were full of one.

FYI Lesbos is also known as the island of Mytilene, so from now on I’d like to be known as a mytilene-feminist. Efcharisto very much.

And another thing. I am denouncing my pastor. Actually, I denounce all pastors.

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