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May 07, 2008
The Yearning for Scion Ranch
Enough with the Hillary Deathwatches, the Eight Belles comparisons, the Wednesday morning quarterbacking, the super-annuating, the gloating not gloating, the Wright stuffing, the obliterating, the primary parsing.
Everybody take a breath, sit back, have a lovely European style coffee, and play your old “Come Together” LP. Don’t try to figure out what it means. Toe jam football. Walrus gumboot. So? Chill.
Especially you, John King. You must be exhausted from a late night of poking your ouiiga board, finger painting, expanding/contracting your counties, while the best political team on television was laughing at you behind your back. You made your OCD work for you, now take a rest.
The Jenna One is getting married – because she can - down at the Yearning for Scion Ranch this weekend. Keep Jim Baker busy. The Bush Dynasty is all compounded down in Texas.
It’s Mother’s Day weekend. In honor of Mom, let’s have a primary worry free weekend. Play some hoops. Rest your voice. Sleep in your own bed.
The Swiftboats for McBush are gassing up. Louisiana Governor, Bobby Jindal is being vetted. John McSupreme Court is loving him some strict constructionists. John McSharraf has his flag pin stuck in his chest. Limbaugh lower now.
Rest up, you two, dear warriors, then come together right now over me.
Comments
Geez, can I stop yelling at my younger relatives in Oregon now about their Obamania? The Audacity of Nope? Stop forwarding Robin Morgan all over the world, even to my sister in Canada? (The Canadians are part of the Million for O, too--they're worried. Maybe it was Hillary's use of the word "obliterate" when it came to anyone attacking Israel...) I'm keeping my Hillary bumper sticker that my own girlfriend wouldn't allow me to put on our Prius anyway. No more phoning strangers and reading that stupid script. Breathing again. Thanks, Kate.
Posted by: kitty barber | May 10, 2008 05:14 PM
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