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		<title>What&#8217;s a phrase you use often?</title>
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		<title>Glass Ceiling</title>
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		<title>What sound annoys you more than anything else?</title>
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		<title>Ask Mona</title>
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		<title>If you could leave tomorrow with a one-way ticket, where would you go?</title>
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		<title>Bush Liebrary</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:11:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>ACTIVIAISM</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 03:32:35 +0000</pubDate>
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In a Kiehl’s store I bought some hand cream and the cashier, in his white faux-doctor jacket, tossed too many packets of “youth regenerating skin cream with Rare ‘Resurrection Flower’” into my bag.   

At a cocktail party reception before a fund-raising dinner I was emceeing, a gorgeous woman came up to me, told me she was an aesthetician and that she could get rid of “those things” on my face.  

I like getting senior discounted movie tickets, but I like to ask for them.

After a matinee of Robert Redford’s film, The Company You Keep, about older radical revolutionaries, I was in a bathroom stall, listening to the usually astute film critiques of the Upper West Side set. “That Redford, he’s been in the sun too much.”  “And Julie Christie? Was that a wattle?”

For sure there is such a thing as gravity.  And it’s true that I spent a number of summers in my youth slathering on baby oil and floating around in aluminum canoes on upstate lakes. I did not know floaters are so common, or someone told me but I forgot.  

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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 17:44:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>That Cher Dies</title>
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		<title>What&#8217;s the worse case of false advertising you&#8217;ve seen?</title>
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		<title>Glass Ceiling</title>
		<link>http://kateclinton.com/2013/05/glass-ceiling/</link>
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		<title>What sound annoys you more than anything else?</title>
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		<title>Ask Mona</title>
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		<title>If you could leave tomorrow with a one-way ticket, where would you go?</title>
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		<title>Bush Liebrary</title>
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		<title>ACTIVIAISM</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently when I went to an eye doctor for floaters, a common vision problem for older people, an assistant asked me if I had ever thought of cosmetic surgery for my droopy lids. In a Kiehl’s store I bought some hand cream and the cashier, in his white faux-doctor jacket, tossed too many packets of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Recently when I went to an eye doctor for floaters, a common vision problem for older people, an assistant asked me if I had ever thought of cosmetic surgery for my droopy lids.  

In a Kiehl’s store I bought some hand cream and the cashier, in his white faux-doctor jacket, tossed too many packets of “youth regenerating skin cream with Rare ‘Resurrection Flower’” into my bag.   

At a cocktail party reception before a fund-raising dinner I was emceeing, a gorgeous woman came up to me, told me she was an aesthetician and that she could get rid of “those things” on my face.  

I like getting senior discounted movie tickets, but I like to ask for them.

After a matinee of Robert Redford’s film, The Company You Keep, about older radical revolutionaries, I was in a bathroom stall, listening to the usually astute film critiques of the Upper West Side set. “That Redford, he’s been in the sun too much.”  “And Julie Christie? Was that a wattle?”

For sure there is such a thing as gravity.  And it’s true that I spent a number of summers in my youth slathering on baby oil and floating around in aluminum canoes on upstate lakes. I did not know floaters are so common, or someone told me but I forgot.  

My Mom used to say, “My face I don’t mind it, because I’m behind it.”   I think I look like Jamie Lee Curtis.  I apply a dab of Activia every morning and evening to my face and neck.  


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		<title>Fevered Spring</title>
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In a Kiehl’s store I bought some hand cream and the cashier, in his white faux-doctor jacket, tossed too many packets of “youth regenerating skin cream with Rare ‘Resurrection Flower’” into my bag.   

At a cocktail party reception before a fund-raising dinner I was emceeing, a gorgeous woman came up to me, told me she was an aesthetician and that she could get rid of “those things” on my face.  

I like getting senior discounted movie tickets, but I like to ask for them.

After a matinee of Robert Redford’s film, The Company You Keep, about older radical revolutionaries, I was in a bathroom stall, listening to the usually astute film critiques of the Upper West Side set. “That Redford, he’s been in the sun too much.”  “And Julie Christie? Was that a wattle?”

For sure there is such a thing as gravity.  And it’s true that I spent a number of summers in my youth slathering on baby oil and floating around in aluminum canoes on upstate lakes. I did not know floaters are so common, or someone told me but I forgot.  

My Mom used to say, “My face I don’t mind it, because I’m behind it.”   I think I look like Jamie Lee Curtis.  I apply a dab of Activia every morning and evening to my face and neck.  


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		<title>Bush Liebrary</title>
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		<title>ACTIVIAISM</title>
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In a Kiehl’s store I bought some hand cream and the cashier, in his white faux-doctor jacket, tossed too many packets of “youth regenerating skin cream with Rare ‘Resurrection Flower’” into my bag.   

At a cocktail party reception before a fund-raising dinner I was emceeing, a gorgeous woman came up to me, told me she was an aesthetician and that she could get rid of “those things” on my face.  

I like getting senior discounted movie tickets, but I like to ask for them.

After a matinee of Robert Redford’s film, The Company You Keep, about older radical revolutionaries, I was in a bathroom stall, listening to the usually astute film critiques of the Upper West Side set. “That Redford, he’s been in the sun too much.”  “And Julie Christie? Was that a wattle?”

For sure there is such a thing as gravity.  And it’s true that I spent a number of summers in my youth slathering on baby oil and floating around in aluminum canoes on upstate lakes. I did not know floaters are so common, or someone told me but I forgot.  

My Mom used to say, “My face I don’t mind it, because I’m behind it.”   I think I look like Jamie Lee Curtis.  I apply a dab of Activia every morning and evening to my face and neck.  


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		<title>What&#8217;s the worse case of false advertising you&#8217;ve seen?</title>
		<link>http://kateclinton.com/2013/05/what-sound-annoys-you-more-than-anything-else/</link>
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		<title>Bush Liebrary</title>
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		<title>ACTIVIAISM</title>
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In a Kiehl’s store I bought some hand cream and the cashier, in his white faux-doctor jacket, tossed too many packets of “youth regenerating skin cream with Rare ‘Resurrection Flower’” into my bag.   

At a cocktail party reception before a fund-raising dinner I was emceeing, a gorgeous woman came up to me, told me she was an aesthetician and that she could get rid of “those things” on my face.  

I like getting senior discounted movie tickets, but I like to ask for them.

After a matinee of Robert Redford’s film, The Company You Keep, about older radical revolutionaries, I was in a bathroom stall, listening to the usually astute film critiques of the Upper West Side set. “That Redford, he’s been in the sun too much.”  “And Julie Christie? Was that a wattle?”

For sure there is such a thing as gravity.  And it’s true that I spent a number of summers in my youth slathering on baby oil and floating around in aluminum canoes on upstate lakes. I did not know floaters are so common, or someone told me but I forgot.  

My Mom used to say, “My face I don’t mind it, because I’m behind it.”   I think I look like Jamie Lee Curtis.  I apply a dab of Activia every morning and evening to my face and neck.  


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		<title>ACTIVIAISM</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently when I went to an eye doctor for floaters, a common vision problem for older people, an assistant asked me if I had ever thought of cosmetic surgery for my droopy lids. In a Kiehl’s store I bought some hand cream and the cashier, in his white faux-doctor jacket, tossed too many packets of [...]]]></description>
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In a Kiehl’s store I bought some hand cream and the cashier, in his white faux-doctor jacket, tossed too many packets of “youth regenerating skin cream with Rare ‘Resurrection Flower’” into my bag.   

At a cocktail party reception before a fund-raising dinner I was emceeing, a gorgeous woman came up to me, told me she was an aesthetician and that she could get rid of “those things” on my face.  

I like getting senior discounted movie tickets, but I like to ask for them.

After a matinee of Robert Redford’s film, The Company You Keep, about older radical revolutionaries, I was in a bathroom stall, listening to the usually astute film critiques of the Upper West Side set. “That Redford, he’s been in the sun too much.”  “And Julie Christie? Was that a wattle?”

For sure there is such a thing as gravity.  And it’s true that I spent a number of summers in my youth slathering on baby oil and floating around in aluminum canoes on upstate lakes. I did not know floaters are so common, or someone told me but I forgot.  

My Mom used to say, “My face I don’t mind it, because I’m behind it.”   I think I look like Jamie Lee Curtis.  I apply a dab of Activia every morning and evening to my face and neck.  


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		<title>Fevered Spring</title>
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		<title>What&#8217;s a phrase you use often?</title>
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		<title>Glass Ceiling</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 20:26:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>What sound annoys you more than anything else?</title>
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		<title>Ask Mona</title>
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		<title>Bush Liebrary</title>
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		<title>ACTIVIAISM</title>
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In a Kiehl’s store I bought some hand cream and the cashier, in his white faux-doctor jacket, tossed too many packets of “youth regenerating skin cream with Rare ‘Resurrection Flower’” into my bag.   

At a cocktail party reception before a fund-raising dinner I was emceeing, a gorgeous woman came up to me, told me she was an aesthetician and that she could get rid of “those things” on my face.  

I like getting senior discounted movie tickets, but I like to ask for them.

After a matinee of Robert Redford’s film, The Company You Keep, about older radical revolutionaries, I was in a bathroom stall, listening to the usually astute film critiques of the Upper West Side set. “That Redford, he’s been in the sun too much.”  “And Julie Christie? Was that a wattle?”

For sure there is such a thing as gravity.  And it’s true that I spent a number of summers in my youth slathering on baby oil and floating around in aluminum canoes on upstate lakes. I did not know floaters are so common, or someone told me but I forgot.  

My Mom used to say, “My face I don’t mind it, because I’m behind it.”   I think I look like Jamie Lee Curtis.  I apply a dab of Activia every morning and evening to my face and neck.  


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		<title>Fevered Spring</title>
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		<title>What&#8217;s a phrase you use often?</title>
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		<title>Glass Ceiling</title>
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		<title>What sound annoys you more than anything else?</title>
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		<title>Ask Mona</title>
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		<title>If you could leave tomorrow with a one-way ticket, where would you go?</title>
		<link>http://kateclinton.com/2013/04/if-you-could-leave-tomorrow-with-a-one-way-ticket-where-would-you-go/</link>
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		<title>Bush Liebrary</title>
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		<title>ACTIVIAISM</title>
		<link>http://kateclinton.com/2013/04/activiaism/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently when I went to an eye doctor for floaters, a common vision problem for older people, an assistant asked me if I had ever thought of cosmetic surgery for my droopy lids. In a Kiehl’s store I bought some hand cream and the cashier, in his white faux-doctor jacket, tossed too many packets of [...]]]></description>
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In a Kiehl’s store I bought some hand cream and the cashier, in his white faux-doctor jacket, tossed too many packets of “youth regenerating skin cream with Rare ‘Resurrection Flower’” into my bag.   

At a cocktail party reception before a fund-raising dinner I was emceeing, a gorgeous woman came up to me, told me she was an aesthetician and that she could get rid of “those things” on my face.  

I like getting senior discounted movie tickets, but I like to ask for them.

After a matinee of Robert Redford’s film, The Company You Keep, about older radical revolutionaries, I was in a bathroom stall, listening to the usually astute film critiques of the Upper West Side set. “That Redford, he’s been in the sun too much.”  “And Julie Christie? Was that a wattle?”

For sure there is such a thing as gravity.  And it’s true that I spent a number of summers in my youth slathering on baby oil and floating around in aluminum canoes on upstate lakes. I did not know floaters are so common, or someone told me but I forgot.  

My Mom used to say, “My face I don’t mind it, because I’m behind it.”   I think I look like Jamie Lee Curtis.  I apply a dab of Activia every morning and evening to my face and neck.  


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		<title>That Cher Dies</title>
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		<title>What&#8217;s the worse case of false advertising you&#8217;ve seen?</title>
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In a Kiehl’s store I bought some hand cream and the cashier, in his white faux-doctor jacket, tossed too many packets of “youth regenerating skin cream with Rare ‘Resurrection Flower’” into my bag.   

At a cocktail party reception before a fund-raising dinner I was emceeing, a gorgeous woman came up to me, told me she was an aesthetician and that she could get rid of “those things” on my face.  

I like getting senior discounted movie tickets, but I like to ask for them.

After a matinee of Robert Redford’s film, The Company You Keep, about older radical revolutionaries, I was in a bathroom stall, listening to the usually astute film critiques of the Upper West Side set. “That Redford, he’s been in the sun too much.”  “And Julie Christie? Was that a wattle?”

For sure there is such a thing as gravity.  And it’s true that I spent a number of summers in my youth slathering on baby oil and floating around in aluminum canoes on upstate lakes. I did not know floaters are so common, or someone told me but I forgot.  

My Mom used to say, “My face I don’t mind it, because I’m behind it.”   I think I look like Jamie Lee Curtis.  I apply a dab of Activia every morning and evening to my face and neck.  


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		<title>What&#8217;s a phrase you use often?</title>
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		<title>Glass Ceiling</title>
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		<title>What sound annoys you more than anything else?</title>
		<link>http://kateclinton.com/2013/05/what-sound-annoys-you-more-than-anything-else/</link>
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		<title>Ask Mona</title>
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		<title>If you could leave tomorrow with a one-way ticket, where would you go?</title>
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		<title>Bush Liebrary</title>
		<link>http://kateclinton.com/2013/04/bush-liebrary/</link>
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		<title>ACTIVIAISM</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Recently when I went to an eye doctor for floaters, a common vision problem for older people, an assistant asked me if I had ever thought of cosmetic surgery for my droopy lids.  

In a Kiehl’s store I bought some hand cream and the cashier, in his white faux-doctor jacket, tossed too many packets of “youth regenerating skin cream with Rare ‘Resurrection Flower’” into my bag.   

At a cocktail party reception before a fund-raising dinner I was emceeing, a gorgeous woman came up to me, told me she was an aesthetician and that she could get rid of “those things” on my face.  

I like getting senior discounted movie tickets, but I like to ask for them.

After a matinee of Robert Redford’s film, The Company You Keep, about older radical revolutionaries, I was in a bathroom stall, listening to the usually astute film critiques of the Upper West Side set. “That Redford, he’s been in the sun too much.”  “And Julie Christie? Was that a wattle?”

For sure there is such a thing as gravity.  And it’s true that I spent a number of summers in my youth slathering on baby oil and floating around in aluminum canoes on upstate lakes. I did not know floaters are so common, or someone told me but I forgot.  

My Mom used to say, “My face I don’t mind it, because I’m behind it.”   I think I look like Jamie Lee Curtis.  I apply a dab of Activia every morning and evening to my face and neck.  


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In a Kiehl’s store I bought some hand cream and the cashier, in his white faux-doctor jacket, tossed too many packets of “youth regenerating skin cream with Rare ‘Resurrection Flower’” into my bag.   

At a cocktail party reception before a fund-raising dinner I was emceeing, a gorgeous woman came up to me, told me she was an aesthetician and that she could get rid of “those things” on my face.  

I like getting senior discounted movie tickets, but I like to ask for them.

After a matinee of Robert Redford’s film, The Company You Keep, about older radical revolutionaries, I was in a bathroom stall, listening to the usually astute film critiques of the Upper West Side set. “That Redford, he’s been in the sun too much.”  “And Julie Christie? Was that a wattle?”

For sure there is such a thing as gravity.  And it’s true that I spent a number of summers in my youth slathering on baby oil and floating around in aluminum canoes on upstate lakes. I did not know floaters are so common, or someone told me but I forgot.  

My Mom used to say, “My face I don’t mind it, because I’m behind it.”   I think I look like Jamie Lee Curtis.  I apply a dab of Activia every morning and evening to my face and neck.  


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		<title>If you could leave tomorrow with a one-way ticket, where would you go?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 05:43:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Bush Liebrary</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:11:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>ACTIVIAISM</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently when I went to an eye doctor for floaters, a common vision problem for older people, an assistant asked me if I had ever thought of cosmetic surgery for my droopy lids. In a Kiehl’s store I bought some hand cream and the cashier, in his white faux-doctor jacket, tossed too many packets of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Recently when I went to an eye doctor for floaters, a common vision problem for older people, an assistant asked me if I had ever thought of cosmetic surgery for my droopy lids.  

In a Kiehl’s store I bought some hand cream and the cashier, in his white faux-doctor jacket, tossed too many packets of “youth regenerating skin cream with Rare ‘Resurrection Flower’” into my bag.   

At a cocktail party reception before a fund-raising dinner I was emceeing, a gorgeous woman came up to me, told me she was an aesthetician and that she could get rid of “those things” on my face.  

I like getting senior discounted movie tickets, but I like to ask for them.

After a matinee of Robert Redford’s film, The Company You Keep, about older radical revolutionaries, I was in a bathroom stall, listening to the usually astute film critiques of the Upper West Side set. “That Redford, he’s been in the sun too much.”  “And Julie Christie? Was that a wattle?”

For sure there is such a thing as gravity.  And it’s true that I spent a number of summers in my youth slathering on baby oil and floating around in aluminum canoes on upstate lakes. I did not know floaters are so common, or someone told me but I forgot.  

My Mom used to say, “My face I don’t mind it, because I’m behind it.”   I think I look like Jamie Lee Curtis.  I apply a dab of Activia every morning and evening to my face and neck.  


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		<title>Fevered Spring</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 17:44:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>That Cher Dies</title>
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		<title>What&#8217;s the worse case of false advertising you&#8217;ve seen?</title>
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