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Women of my year: They called us Senator, Madame Speaker, and nappy-headed ho. Whatever. We rocked

The Advocate, December 21, 2007
Coming out for Hillary Clinton is like coming out as a lesbian. (I’m the lesbian, not Hillary, despite the sledgehammered...

Friends of Bill and Dorothy

The Advocate, August 16, 2007
At the last Palm Springs golf classic I attended, I saw two drunken lesbians duking it out in a parking...

Just Rehab Those Slurs Away!

The Advocate, March 27, 2007
Slur rehabs are proliferating faster than non-binding resolutions - and not a minute too soon. At press time, Tim Hardaway...

Desperate House Wiles

The Advocate, December 20, 2006
Now that the election is over – oh, my God, more on that another time – I can get back...

Peace of My Mind

The Advocate, October 23, 2006
Republicans have rolled out their mid-term election strategery: Free Viagra for Everyone! Kidding. But they are having a hard time...

The Last Time I Saw Eric

The Advocate, September 20, 2006
Early on June 26, 2006, Eric Rofes died of a sudden massive heart attack in Provincetown, MA. Friends who found...

King of My Heart

The Advocate, July 18, 2006
As the Deciderator in Chief leads us down the abyss and misfortune continues to hump our leg, I have been...

Three Chances?

The Advocate, April 29, 2006
I was worried. I had started to identify with George Bush. When my partner and I were arguing and it...

MashUps and Me

The Advocate, March 30, 2006
I have not spent a lot of time down at the Genius Bar at the Mac Store of Life, but...

An American Impressionist

The Advocate, February 28, 2006
Despite a daily, strictly medicinal, dose of the New York Times Crossword puzzle, I do often draw huge honking blank...

Intelligent Design for Dummies

The Advocate, October 30, 2005
Great news everyone! I've figured out how to deep-six that detestable, untestable, pseudo-scientific, time-wasting, national embarrassment of a non-theory called...

The Sistine Shusher

The Advocate, July 30, 2005
Great news! I have identified my next career. I had always planned to become a librarian after I retired from...

Feeling Potlucky

The Advocate, June 30, 2005
I love Pride Month and all, but in recent years it's been missing something: the lesbian potluck. Late last year,...

Weird Science

The Advocate, March 30, 2005
Whoopee! Gals, do not worry if you get an IRS audit! Just plead "The Summer's Rationale" – no, not sunstroke...

Darling, We're Still Divine

The Advocate, December 30, 2004
Friday, two weeks before the election, I was in the Atlanta airport, boarding a flight to Salt Lake City to...

Call Me the Irreverend

The Advocate, June 30, 2004
You've all heard my Peggy Lee lip-syncing "Is that all there is?" gay marriage whine. The next sound you'll hear...

Miss Marriage Suggests

The Advocate, June 20, 2004
According to the latest reports from my Weapons of Marriage Destruction inspectors, civilization as we know it is still as...

Bless You, Father

The Advocate, December 30, 2003
On the evening of Oct. 5, my dad died in Syracuse, N. Y. He was 92 years old. After a...

It's Not the Heat, it's the Vapidity

The Advocate, September 30, 2003
They called the summer of 2003 the Summer of Gays. I don't know who they are, but how do they...

Chick Chick Hooray!

The Advocate, June 30, 2003
Just so you know, the Dixie Chicks make me proud to be a lesbian. They are an Axis of Excellent...

Emergency Preparedness

The Advocate, May 30, 2003
First, a few disclaimers: I love my country. I hate what's happening. I'm for peace. Since when did saying you...

Flying Fickle Finger of Fate

The Advocate, December 30, 2002
The other day I was talking to John Ashcroft. Well, I was talking. He was listening. My girlfriend tells me...

Lesbians Love Liberty

The Advocate, September 30, 2002
It is still almost incomprehensible to me that there is such a thing as the WNBA. I came up during...

A Pain in the Apse

The Advocate, June 30, 2002
I don't know about you, but this Gay Pride, I can't wait to see the Dignity float! In years past,...

Doing a W-Take

The Advocate, April 30, 2002
On a recent business trip to Seattle, I was put up in the W Hotel. Fabulous! Whatever you like about...

The Gay Crawl

The Advocate, March 30, 2002
Leapin' Botox! We're going to have our own Gay Channel! All over town "Fantasy Gay TV Programmer" is thee now...

Lay Off Bush

The Advocate, November 30, 2001
It is not pretty when straight white guys experience the powerlessness of terror for the first time. They panic. They...

Really Six Feet Under

The Advocate, September 30, 2001
The reality of television for me is that I haven't been able to watch much since the Bush Cryo-Junta. Even...

Pride?! You're Kidding.

The Advocate, June 30, 2001
After one hundred plus days of Bush, has it only been that long? I find I have almost no room...

Being John Ashcroft

The Advocate, March 30, 2001
During the presidential campaign, W's nannies had him meet with The Log Cabin Syrup Republicans. After, and after a shower...

Gay Vague

The Advocate, September 30, 2000
Recently my eye was uncharacteristically drawn to the New York Times House and Home section. I generally flip past that...

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